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Old 12-04-2005, 09:02 AM   #1
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Deep in prayer

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."

The man said without thinking, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
is hard for me to justify your desire for such a worldly thing. Take a
little more time and think of something that would be more fitting for
a man of honor like yourself."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says that nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy."

The Lord said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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I got the same answer to my prayer except he asked if I wanted fries with that
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