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Old 11-26-2005, 04:24 PM   #1
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A husband forgets his wedding anniversary and the wife is all kinds of off..

She says in a screaming voice, "TO MAKE UP FOR THIS THERE HAD BETTER BE SOMETHING IN THE GARAGE THAT DOES 0 TO 200 IN LESS THAN 3 SECONDS TOMORROW!!!".

Next day she wakes up and finds the Bathroom Scale waiting in the garage
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Old 11-26-2005, 04:38 PM   #2
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Old 11-26-2005, 05:00 PM   #3
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Old 11-26-2005, 05:27 PM   #4
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Old 11-26-2005, 05:36 PM   #5
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