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Old 10-07-2008, 08:53 AM   #41
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So last night I'm riding on the beltway feeder. A car in front of me, a car next to them and then a black bemer behind that car. Instead of riding next to the bemer I decided to hang back a little. Good thing I did because out of nowhere this guy just swerves into my lane without looking or signaling (big surprise in Houston right?). I give him a quick flash of the brights to let him know he cut me off and that I was there, when all of the sudden a female head pops up out of his lap. No wonder he wasn't paying much attention.
Well if a car is going to kill you this is alot better excuse than most of the ones they give afterwards.
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Old 10-07-2008, 09:19 AM   #42
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I 10 was built for road head.
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helps make those trips to San Antonio worth it! BlowjobSmiley
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This happens to me all the time!!...


I'm getting road head and I swerve a lot =)
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I think it has a lot to do with how comfortable a girl is in their own skin.
Girls always tell the truth about behind closed doors...

I will tell you this, I've heard many girls not even having an O and their guys thinking otherwise. Also heard some CRAZY scary stuff from girls I would NEVER do!

Girls are very mysterious....good luck with your lady!
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remember to set cruise control also, leg gets stiff and you start to speed before you know it.
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remember to set cruise control also, leg gets stiff and you start to speed before you know it.

Cruise Control FTMFW!!!
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and yes its fun to play the attention game when you're on the phone...

my current girl introduced this to me one day while talking on the phone, I was like WTF are doing. I quickly caught onto the idea.
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I think it has a lot to do with how comfortable a girl is in their own skin.
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I will tell you this, I've heard many girls not even having an O and their guys thinking otherwise. Also heard some CRAZY scary stuff from girls I would NEVER do!

Girls are very mysterious....good luck with your lady!
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I would love to be the guy to be swerving all the time...I guess I'm not good enough!!!!!
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Also heard some CRAZY scary stuff from girls I would NEVER do!

Girls are very mysterious....good luck with your lady!

the best is a finger in the as long as she swallows. because when the finger goes in the you will come 3 times as long and as much. like it dose'nt stop coming. as long as she's good at it all. actualluy the whole finger really is'nt cool, it freakin hurts. but it just takes the tip. some girls sense when it's comin and just love it. lololol. i read the other day that women who perform felatio(swallow) are at lower risk for breast cancer. it's the increased protein intake. totally foreal.
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the best is a finger in the as long as she swallows. because when the finger goes in the you will come 3 times as long and as much. like it dose'nt stop coming. as long as she's good at it all. actualluy the whole finger really is'nt cool, it freakin hurts. but it just takes the tip. some girls sense when it's comin and just love it. lololol. i read the other day that women who perform felatio(swallow) are at lower risk for breast cancer. it's the increased protein intake. totally foreal.


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So last night I'm riding on the beltway feeder. A car in front of me, a car next to them and then a black bemer behind that car. Instead of riding next to the bemer I decided to hang back a little. Good thing I did because out of nowhere this guy just swerves into my lane without looking or signaling (big surprise in Houston right?). I give him a quick flash of the brights to let him know he cut me off and that I was there, when all of the sudden a female head pops up out of his lap. No wonder he wasn't paying much attention.
sorry about that sir lol....

but hey, dont hate, go get some yourself lol
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