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Old 10-06-2008, 08:06 PM   #1
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Men getting BJ's while driving = unsafe

So last night I'm riding on the beltway feeder. A car in front of me, a car next to them and then a black bemer behind that car. Instead of riding next to the bemer I decided to hang back a little. Good thing I did because out of nowhere this guy just swerves into my lane without looking or signaling (big surprise in Houston right?). I give him a quick flash of the brights to let him know he cut me off and that I was there, when all of the sudden a female head pops up out of his lap. No wonder he wasn't paying much attention.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:08 PM   #2
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Sorry dude, I was only driving with one hand
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lol. sorry dude. i'll try to pay attention next time.







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Dude Gary!! WTF????
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thats nothing. come post when you get a bj riding your bike
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Been there done that....ive probally been that guy before to!!! I used to take the back roads tho!
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it's about as dumb as drinking and driving if you ask me ~~
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After that you should have driven by them slowly stroking your pants then give a thumbs up after wiping your jean leg when they look at you.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:49 PM   #13
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lol real men get bjs while riding,
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lol real men get bjs while riding,
and while eating, or playing video games, or pretty much while doing any other activity
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road head is sweeeeee-eeet
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your chick or dude whichever you prefer must not be nice enough to give you any.... don't be mad at thoughs that get some wherever they can
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it's about as dumb as drinking and driving if you ask me ~~

isnt this post like automatic bannage????


i mean if you post this you might as well write

"i hate my "

"i wish my was smaller"

"can i play with yours instead"


i mean t, ya just dont say it, (nor do you think it, that will still get you banned)
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