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Old 11-10-2005, 07:05 PM   #1
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Putting the Woman to a test

"CIA" JOB OPENING

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:14 PM   #2
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*backs away slowly, hands in the air...
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that lol, girls are the devil... if my wife tried to kill me, i'd tie her up, shove my in her cooch and shove the gun in her , and FIRE!

HAHAHAHAHA

the memorial would read, Woman dies from Crazy night with gun in her !!! HAHAHAH
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LOL, i wouldn't beat her it'd just be a *clik clik pull*
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i said jp jp shesh, iite u get one swack @ the lol, i think GH owes me one, but you can do it, since he can't since we have a truce, unles he wnats to break the truce, then it's BALLTAP all over again =b
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oh hellz no!!!! Truce can't be broken!
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