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Old 11-09-2005, 09:01 AM   #1
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SECRET TO A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP

How to make a woman happy?
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolera! nt
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. him
3. and Shut the up.
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:15 AM   #2
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hahahahhahahaha ur competing with dr phil lately ....
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:17 AM   #3
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:05 AM   #4
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:31 AM   #5
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actually, a woman gota support u in what u do =b
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:57 AM   #6
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so true.
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Old 11-09-2005, 12:06 PM   #7
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Quote:
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actually, a woman gota support u in what u do =b
I think that can fit into "shut the up"

As long as she doesn't rag on me for what I do, i don't really need the support. I'm low maintenance. :icon_bigg
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Old 11-09-2005, 02:27 PM   #8
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1. Feed him
2. him
3. and Shut the up


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Old 11-09-2005, 02:37 PM   #9
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Old 11-09-2005, 03:12 PM   #10
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so true... so true.. naw really i dont need a quarter of that ... but i will say it is funny
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Old 11-09-2005, 07:46 PM   #11
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Old 11-09-2005, 07:47 PM   #12
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there is no secret to a happy relationship its all in the heart and how one feels about one another. its the truth and happiness that pretains to one another on a life giving sould of true life dreams and happyness

D r u still high.. whats up with the spelling...lol.. that is deep...
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Old 11-09-2005, 08:20 PM   #13
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hey D, wanna have a pimp a girl contest, you'll get points for # of girls and extra points for how hot the chic is =b
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werd its a of alot easier to please us males then it is a female. Well unless you get them sprung by laying the pipe right.
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werd its a of alot easier to please us males then it is a female. Well unless you get them sprung by laying the pipe right.
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