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Old 08-07-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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guts to

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or , but do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definitions are noted below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?'

- Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the and
having the to say: 'You're next, fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:11 PM   #5
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There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or , but do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definitions are noted below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?'

- Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the and
having the to say: 'You're next, fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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'you're next, fatty'? hahahahahahahahaaaa! OMG, I almost died when I read that!
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'you're next, fatty'? hahahahahahahahaaaa! OMG, I almost died when I read that!
struck too close to home? j/k j/k
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:15 PM   #15
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