MotoHouston.com MotoHouston.com
Register Members List Member Map Media Calendar Garage Forum Home Mark Forums Read

Go Back   MotoHouston.com > Off Topic (everything else) > Off Topic
Forgot info?

Welcome to MotoHouston.com! You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the community. By joining our free community you will have access to great discounts from our sponsors, the ability to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content, free email, classifieds, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, join our community!

Register Today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.


FREE MH Decals by MAIL!

Advertisement

Reply
Share This Thread: 
Subscribe to this Thread Thread Tools
Old 11-01-2005, 05:00 PM   #1
FastLine
Motorcycle School
 
FastLine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: MSRH GSS TWS (Texas World Speedway)
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 13,881

Experience: 10+ years
Trackdays: 10+

Bike(s):
Instructing
Trackdays
Like
A
Boss






Talking Just A Weeeeee Bit Screwed

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so
they could produce beautiful children beyond compare

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer,
asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer,
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
FastLine is offline   Reply With Quote
Similar Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I'm screwed K. Oliveira General Discussion (Moto Related) 15 08-24-2010 08:39 AM
Screwed Over!!!! ALEXD Off Topic 30 07-12-2009 01:22 AM
I got screwed 9teeneighty3 Off Topic 280 07-19-2008 03:02 PM
I GOT SCREWED!!!! FastLine General Discussion (Moto Related) 21 06-01-2008 06:14 AM
You are ALL screwed. Sifu-TZ Off Topic 8 02-14-2008 12:43 PM
Advertisement
Old 11-01-2005, 05:58 PM   #2
ajbmwr1100s
Guest
 
Posts: n/a







Member Garage





hhahahahaa....good one
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2005, 06:28 PM   #3
PETE
CLUTCH
 
PETE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: GALLERIA AREA
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 3,191


Bike(s):
Don't have one =(









Send a message via AIM to PETE
lmao
PETE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2005, 06:45 PM   #4
zero4o3
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 6,848












Send a message via AIM to zero4o3 Send a message via Yahoo to zero4o3
owned
zero4o3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2005, 09:48 PM   #5
The Menace
We Fly HI
 
The Menace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Galleria
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 3,085


Bike(s):
CR250,CR450,Kx125 Fmx out, and 2 50's 1 real 1 knock off









haha
The Menace is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2005, 12:20 AM   #6
hfa3g11
OG
 
hfa3g11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Houston
Feedback Rating: (4)
Posts: 2,543

Experience: 10+ years
Trackdays: 10+


2005 Honda CBR600RR Tribal Edition *retired*








Send a message via AIM to hfa3g11
nice
hfa3g11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2005, 02:54 PM   #7
coastal imports
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 118












Quote:
Originally Posted by zero4o3
owned
+1
__________________
coastal imports is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2005, 05:19 PM   #8
XamountOfPills
Guest
 
Posts: n/a







Member Garage





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA pwned
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Advertisement


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:55 PM.


MotoHouston.com is not responsible for the content posted by users.
Privacy Policy