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Old 10-31-2005, 04:31 PM   #1
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Biker joke

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker
in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw
her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"


The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"


The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still
says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll
tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eye and says,

"Go home Grandpa, you're drunk."
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Old 10-31-2005, 04:40 PM   #2
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Old 10-31-2005, 04:50 PM   #3
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Old 10-31-2005, 04:51 PM   #4
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Old 10-31-2005, 05:02 PM   #5
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LOL....

that was hillarious...

i'm going to go tell my assistant right now.. LOL!!
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Old 10-31-2005, 05:08 PM   #6
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that was hillarious...

i'm going to go tell my assistant right now.. LOL!!

well?! what they say?
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Old 10-31-2005, 05:10 PM   #7
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Old 10-31-2005, 05:26 PM   #8
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Old 10-31-2005, 06:46 PM   #10
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Old 10-31-2005, 06:49 PM   #11
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she loved it... it is definately a joke that gets you in the end
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Old 10-31-2005, 06:50 PM   #12
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