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|10-31-2005, 09:36 AM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: MSRH GSS TWS (Texas World Speedway)
Experience: 10+ years
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street toward him
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him ..
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
.............................on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
(hopefully your're ready for this!!!)
..............the coffin stops.
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|10-31-2005, 09:55 AM||#2|
non playa hatar
Join Date: Apr 2005
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stop listing what u sold here - nobody cares...
posting a joke which actually predates the internet is immediate grounds for bannage.
you have been warned!