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Old 07-19-2008, 06:07 AM   #81
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73. When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74. when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:27 AM   #82
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73. When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74. when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75. After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:04 PM   #83
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
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Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction when...

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...




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No. Thank someone else bought that FJR before my willpower woulda broke!!! It was a steal.



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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continuously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

85) You keep claiming that you can take them or leave them, motorcycles are just a means of transportation. (Denial is the first sign of addiction!) But you have three sitting in the garage.

86)
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continuously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

85) You keep claiming that you can take them or leave them, motorcycles are just a means of transportation. (Denial is the first sign of addiction!) But you have three sitting in the garage.

86) You are reading a list of 85 signs for motorcycle addiction instead of getting your work done so you can leave early on Christmas Eve
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Old 12-24-2008, 09:22 AM   #93
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping are posting about riding

38) when you buy support vehicles (trucks, toy hauler) to better serve your fleet of bikes.

39) when you can post on the internet about your "fleet" of bikes

40) when its 104 out and your in full leathers.

41) When you try to figure out what neighbor might be willing to store your lawn mower so that you can fit one more motorcycle in your garage

42) When your wife catches you on the net looking at Bikes instead of chicks

43) When you find yourself spending more time online on eBay, forums, and parts stores than you do gaming.

44) When your parts supplier 1300 miles away knows what kind of mods your bike has and what's on your to-do list (for gf calling...etc).

45) When you fly home from your jobsite on your three days off just to ride a track day and work on the bikes.

46) when your driving your truck with the windows down and use your arm for turn signals

47) When you catch yourself picking the best line while making corners in your SUV.

48) When the only reason you bought a truck was to put a bike in it.

49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continuously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

85) You keep claiming that you can take them or leave them, motorcycles are just a means of transportation. (Denial is the first sign of addiction!) But you have three sitting in the garage.

86) You are reading a list of 85 signs for motorcycle addiction instead of getting your work done so you can leave early on Christmas Eve

87) Your bike is washed and waxed with new tires, air filter and oil change, but your cage needs all of the above.

88) You evacuate for the hurricane and never think once about how your home is doing, but only worry if the water got high enough to come in the garage and hurt your bike.

89) You don't just have motorcycle magazines in all of your bathrooms, but also in your cage and at work........just in case you have a little down time to read.

90) You don't mind going to the grocery store with your wife, just so you can check out the magazine rack for any new motorcycle mags that you might not have yet.

91) Unlike your SO, you feel that motorcycle mags are a perfectly acceptable coffee table book.

92) Your garage is set up specifically to house and work on your bike(s).

93) Your cage has never seen the inside of your garage because you don't want to crowd your bike's "space".
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49) Ur that guy....http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...tx/CarLean.jpg . http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...netx/KOREA.jpg

50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continuously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

85) You keep claiming that you can take them or leave them, motorcycles are just a means of transportation. (Denial is the first sign of addiction!) But you have three sitting in the garage.

86) You are reading a list of 85 signs for motorcycle addiction instead of getting your work done so you can leave early on Christmas Eve

87) Your bike is washed and waxed with new tires, air filter and oil change, but your cage needs all of the above.

88) You evacuate for the hurricane and never think once about how your home is doing, but only worry if the water got high enough to come in the garage and hurt your bike.

89) You don't just have motorcycle magazines in all of your bathrooms, but also in your cage and at work........just in case you have a little down time to read.

90) You don't mind going to the grocery store with your wife, just so you can check out the magazine rack for any new motorcycle mags that you might not have yet.

91) Unlike your SO, you feel that motorcycle mags are a perfectly acceptable coffee table book.

92) Your garage is set up specifically to house and work on your bike(s).

93) Your cage has never seen the inside of your garage because you don't want to crowd your bike's "space".

94) Your Police Department is talking of getting the Detectives take-home Police cars but, you secretly hope they don't so you can ride to work everyday

95) You play "beeps" or "punch-buggy" with your wife in the cage but instead of Volkswagons you look for Sportbikes

96) Any "over-time" accumulated on your paycheck goes toward whatever new part you can buy for your cycle.
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50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
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Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continuously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

85) You keep claiming that you can take them or leave them, motorcycles are just a means of transportation. (Denial is the first sign of addiction!) But you have three sitting in the garage.

86) You are reading a list of 85 signs for motorcycle addiction instead of getting your work done so you can leave early on Christmas Eve

87) Your bike is washed and waxed with new tires, air filter and oil change, but your cage needs all of the above.

88) You evacuate for the hurricane and never think once about how your home is doing, but only worry if the water got high enough to come in the garage and hurt your bike.

89) You don't just have motorcycle magazines in all of your bathrooms, but also in your cage and at work........just in case you have a little down time to read.

90) You don't mind going to the grocery store with your wife, just so you can check out the magazine rack for any new motorcycle mags that you might not have yet.

91) Unlike your SO, you feel that motorcycle mags are a perfectly acceptable coffee table book.

92) Your garage is set up specifically to house and work on your bike(s).

93) Your cage has never seen the inside of your garage because you don't want to crowd your bike's "space".

94) Your Police Department is talking of getting the Detectives take-home Police cars but, you secretly hope they don't so you can ride to work everyday

95) You play "beeps" or "punch-buggy" with your wife in the cage but instead of Volkswagons you look for Sportbikes

96) Any "over-time" accumulated on your paycheck goes toward whatever new part you can buy for your cycle.

97) You don't buy your SO as big a present so you can buy the bike a gift also.
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When u take ur bike into ur bed and sleep with it so am I the only one that does this
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87) Your bike is washed and waxed with new tires, air filter and oil change, but your cage needs all of the above.



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50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continuously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

85) You keep claiming that you can take them or leave them, motorcycles are just a means of transportation. (Denial is the first sign of addiction!) But you have three sitting in the garage.

86) You are reading a list of 85 signs for motorcycle addiction instead of getting your work done so you can leave early on Christmas Eve

87) Your bike is washed and waxed with new tires, air filter and oil change, but your cage needs all of the above.

88) You evacuate for the hurricane and never think once about how your home is doing, but only worry if the water got high enough to come in the garage and hurt your bike.

89) You don't just have motorcycle magazines in all of your bathrooms, but also in your cage and at work........just in case you have a little down time to read.

90) You don't mind going to the grocery store with your wife, just so you can check out the magazine rack for any new motorcycle mags that you might not have yet.

91) Unlike your SO, you feel that motorcycle mags are a perfectly acceptable coffee table book.

92) Your garage is set up specifically to house and work on your bike(s).

93) Your cage has never seen the inside of your garage because you don't want to crowd your bike's "space".

94) Your Police Department is talking of getting the Detectives take-home Police cars but, you secretly hope they don't so you can ride to work everyday

95) You play "beeps" or "punch-buggy" with your wife in the cage but instead of Volkswagons you look for Sportbikes

96) Any "over-time" accumulated on your paycheck goes toward whatever new part you can buy for your cycle.

97) You don't buy your SO as big a present so you can buy the bike a gift also.

98) You choose to take the bike, even when you have the car available, to go on a 9 hour trip, and six hours of it is in the rain.

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50) When you haven't made one payment for your first bike, and you buy another.

51) when you become obsessed with checking the weather......and you check the hour by hour forecast just to see where you can get a couple hours of riding in before that 80 % chance of rain rolls in.....

52) When you take the long route around the 610 loop just to see if there is anyone at Starbucks (PP1)!!!

53) When you loose a girl friend because you choose a track day over her party.

54) Bought a bike before a car.

55) ... you go through withdrawal symptoms every time your bike is at the shop;

56) your bike is in better shape than your car

57) ... deciding what bike to ride each day takes precedent over what clothes to wear.

58) when your first choice to answer any question concerning any topic is your favorite motorcycle forum...

59) when you get all excited checking out all the new models months before they come out... even though you have no plan to buy any of them.

60) you know that marchesini makes light weight racing wheels and isn't some kind of pasta or painter...

61) when you have a lifetime subscription to every sportbike magazine published.

62) When you have time to do this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Go! Ninja Go!
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 32, 33, 35, 38, done 40, 43, 47, 48, and 51 all fit me pretty well.

63) You see a bike on the highway swerve in and out of traffic until you catch it just so you can ride in staggered formation....eventhough you are in a truck.

64) when you near crash because your rubber necking at bike that just passed by on the opposite side of teh freeway

65) For the girls.... when you take your helmet to the salon and ask the stylist for a "helmet friendly" cut!

66) from my wife.. when you think your hair looks better AFTER the helmet...

67) Another one for the girls (i hope)... when you pull off a brand new set of nails because they make your gloves feel funny.

68) You wince upon hearing a bike if you're not riding and feel suddenly inadequate.[/quote]

69)you almost loose your wife because you are spending 3/4 of a months income on rebuilding your bike.......almost happened to me

70) When you sit on the bike in the garage and lean and make sounds like youre on the track.

71) when you stay up all night waiting for a new Azylum video to be released.

72) when you ride rain or shine

73) When you have to set your whoolie down becuase you are running out of road. ( track )

74) when walking through a crowded place, you negotiate traffic as if you were on the freeway.

75) After a great ride, you hump your gas tank with smack while riding it.

76) ... when you're about to have , she asks you if you have a rubber, and you answer "Uh wtf? ... You mean Michelin Pilot Powers or Conti Race Attack?"

77) When you have a big birthday comming (in my case 30) and you are planning the weekend at Barber to celebrate.[/quote]

78) When your main reason for dumping your girlfriend of almost 2 years is for mentioning you spend to much time on the motorcycle and at the track.

79) If your online reading about maybe having a motorcycle addiction.

80) ... a big freeze hits Houston, so you take your bike out of the garage and into your house, to make sure it stays warm and cozy with a comforter wrapped over her;

81) ... you keep searching the For Sale Section, looking for deals, even if you really can't afford a deal at the moment;

82) ... you find that ^ great deal on a bike, hand over the $$$, and find yourself in a deeper hole than you were before (but at least you got a new bike! );

83) ...you have more helmets than there are days in the week.

84) you continuously look for deals on new helmets because you can never have enough

85) You keep claiming that you can take them or leave them, motorcycles are just a means of transportation. (Denial is the first sign of addiction!) But you have three sitting in the garage.

86) You are reading a list of 85 signs for motorcycle addiction instead of getting your work done so you can leave early on Christmas Eve

87) Your bike is washed and waxed with new tires, air filter and oil change, but your cage needs all of the above.

88) You evacuate for the hurricane and never think once about how your home is doing, but only worry if the water got high enough to come in the garage and hurt your bike.

89) You don't just have motorcycle magazines in all of your bathrooms, but also in your cage and at work........just in case you have a little down time to read.

90) You don't mind going to the grocery store with your wife, just so you can check out the magazine rack for any new motorcycle mags that you might not have yet.

91) Unlike your SO, you feel that motorcycle mags are a perfectly acceptable coffee table book.

92) Your garage is set up specifically to house and work on your bike(s).

93) Your cage has never seen the inside of your garage because you don't want to crowd your bike's "space".

94) Your Police Department is talking of getting the Detectives take-home Police cars but, you secretly hope they don't so you can ride to work everyday

95) You play "beeps" or "punch-buggy" with your wife in the cage but instead of Volkswagons you look for Sportbikes

96) Any "over-time" accumulated on your paycheck goes toward whatever new part you can buy for your cycle.

97) You don't buy your SO as big a present so you can buy the bike a gift also.

98) You choose to take the bike, even when you have the car available, to go on a 9 hour trip, and six hours of it is in the rain.

99) when your in your cage you try to ride the double white line through ez tag.

100) when you dont leave the house because you cant take your bike
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