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Old 07-05-2008, 05:29 PM   #21
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;

6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren't)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When... :

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When... :

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When... :

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike,
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) ...when you convince your wife that an fender eliminator kit, DB screen, and flush mount blinkers make you safer. (guilty! )
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) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) ...when you convince your wife that an fender eliminator kit, DB screen, and flush mount blinkers make you safer. (guilty! )

34) When you make motorcycle sounds as you get around your house or work place.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and Christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires

21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;

22) when you load the bike first then pack to evacuate

23) you know the term "squid" is not referring to fine dining.

24) When you twist the handle on the shopping cart and ride wheelies on it

25) ... when you wear your full leather riding suit to a formal dining function that requires you to wear a suit.

26) When you own two sets of snow chains...1 for the car,1 for the bike.

27) ... when you give a Birthday or Holiday gift of "On Any Sunday" DVD to someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, just because it won an Academy Award and you don't want to give them something shallow or without merit;

28) You have ridden to the mailbox on your bike.

29) ... When you continuously come into corners "too hot" in your TRUCK.

30) when u get you paycheck and can finaly aford that next part for ur project bike and then later realise you have no money for food for the next two weeks

31) when you play a motorcycle arcade game in full gear.

32) when you catch yourself waving at bikers while in your cage

33) when your daydreaming about riding and start making motorcycle noises

34) when you start trying to wheelie your cage in 2nd gear for style points

35) when two wheel time takes precident over sleep, staying out w friends late, coming to church in a suit, going to the romantic dinner w ur wife dry, eating lunch on your break, paying that bill over a new set of tires, finishing that kitchen you promised the family or arriving at your mother-in-law's funeral on time.

36) When you have a carton of smokes at the house, but you still ride the bike to a gas station 10 miles away for a pack of cigs.

37) when you dodged cops and drunk drivers to get home from a Baytown meet and instead of sleeping r posting about riding
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