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Old 07-05-2008, 02:43 PM   #1
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction when... (add to the List!)

Alright, alot of drama goes on around here, but there's one thing we all have in common. We share a passion for motorcycling.

So, howabout we start off a List, that we can continually add to as the ideas/reasons come up?

I'll start. Let's see if this can take off...


You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When:

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;

6) Copy/Paste and Keep adding to the List!
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When:

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When:

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When:

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

10)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day

6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)
15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)
15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car
16) when every birthday and christmas present you get is motorcycle related.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;

6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)
15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car
16) when every birthday and christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)
15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car
16) when every birthday and christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.
19)not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha
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1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;

6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)

15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car

16) when every birthday and christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.

19)not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha

20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires
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You know you have a Motorcycle Addiction When... :

1) ... you grab the morning paper, instead of going back inside the house, you go straight to the garage to sit on your bike to read it... until your wife comes looking for you to join her for Breakfast;

2) ... checking in on your bike just before you go to sleep is a daily ritual, along with saying good night to your family or loved ones;

3) ... you have a pile of motorcycle magazines 2 feet high next to the commode... in each Bathroom;

4) ... you cage it to a bar or club, and some hot and babe is all over you, then asks if you can take her for a "ride", and the first thing you think to yourself is "F*ck!! Why didn't I take my bike today?!" ;

5) ... you can't seem to go through the day without visiting MotoHouston.com at least XX times throughout the day;
6) When in the cage you twist the steering wheel to speed up.

7)... when you lean into a corner......... in your car.

8)when you fantasize about your bike more than your SO

9) you practice body position and looking thru turns in your desk chair at work...

10) your screen saver is a pic of your bike instead of some hot chick

11) You get a new job farther from home so you have more ride time.

12)you choose your new home not based on the neighborhood or schools, but because of how twisty the roads are

13) when planning a trip you look for the curviest roads not the shortest route

14) You ride 145 miles to eat a Yankee burger....and claim the burgers are that good.(Not saying they aren"t)
15)when its effin pouring outside but you still take your bike instead of the car
16) when every birthday and christmas present you get is motorcycle related.

17) you own more pairs of riding gloves than your wife has shoes.

18) When the leathers you own are actually motorcycle related.
19) not me but: you will suck a d%$^ for a ride ahaha
20) when someone mentions chicken strips you think of tires
21) ... when a Hurricane is bearing down on you, and you must Evac, but not before taking your bike for a spin;
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