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Old 10-26-2005, 01:08 PM   #1
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After a serious accident, a young woman is in need of a blood transfusion. Her boyfriend has the same blood type, so donates his.
Some time later, they break up he decides he wants his blood back.
about the request, she throws her used tampon at him and says...
I'LL PAY YOU MONTHLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-26-2005, 01:13 PM   #2
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how many of you have pulled out your girlfriend's tampon with your mouth?
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Old 10-26-2005, 01:23 PM   #5
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how many of you have pulled out your girlfriend's tampon with your mouth?
Oh WTF??? Dude you are sick.... Do you need me to send some your way?
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u nasty summa
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Old 10-26-2005, 03:39 PM   #10
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Well, I've never have remove a tampon with my mouth, but that got me thinking....after you pull it you can make a "Tampon Tea" with it.
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Well, I've never have remove a tampon with my mouth, but that got me thinking....after you pull it you can make a "Tampon Tea" with it.
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