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Old 06-26-2008, 08:22 PM   #41
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When the light turns green and the cop in cross traffic says "boy walk that thing across the intersection," you know ur on a 250.


sorry, no disrespect at all, just got the idea from ur posts of 250s
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:23 PM   #42
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OR WHEN I TAP MY HEAD AND THEY ARE LIKE "DUDE, WE KNOW YOU ARE!"
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:25 PM   #43
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if youre redlining in sixth gear and the cop pulls up NEXT to you to tell you to pull over....



...you might be a 250 rider.....
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:28 PM   #44
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if youre redlining in sixth gear and the cop pulls up NEXT to you to tell you to pull over....



...you might be a 250 rider.....
If ur redlined in 6th and the cop comes beside you and gets your attention with his bicycle bell, you might be riding a 250.


If the cop pulls you over for weaving and u calmly inform the officer of the headwinds and the fact "itz on my bike nah en me," you might be Azylum.
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:31 PM   #45
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If you slide to pace a corner but your bike hesitates, you might be riding a busa.

You know ur a squid if you are checking out your buddies sandals and realize yours are so last season.

You know ur jealous if there is more shiney chrome on ur ride then plastic. But you gotta get old sometime.
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If the cop pulls you over for weaving and u calmly inform the officer of the headwinds and the fact "itz on my bike nah en me," you might be Azylum.
ya lost me on that one....
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You know you are a 250 rider if you do the HOV lane in full tuck just to keep up with the buses.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:10 PM   #52
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Ha, Waerloga, that's really funny.


You know you're a 250 rider when the cop pulls you over for going under the speed limit.

You know you're a poser when you have an electric sander in your garage for taking the chicken strips off.

You know you're a cruiser rider when you have hair growing out of more than just your chin.

You know you're gixxerbill when people do a double take at the Goldwing passing with only the rearset containing the only person, a passenger.

You know you're a rain or shine commuter when everyone stops talking about your imminent dismembermet and instead starts commenting on how smart you are for saving gas.

You know you're a rain or shine commuter, when others laugh at your chicken strips yet you've quadropled their mileage within the year just during the week.

You know you're a rain or shine commuter when rain clouds are a welcome relief from the summer sun.

You know you're a rain or shine commuter when you get morning texts with weather reports daily.

You know you're a rain or shine commuter when you get excited about a thunderstorm bring a "cold front" that lowers the temp from 98 degrees to 87 degrees.....
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