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Old 06-26-2008, 05:36 PM   #21
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:40 PM   #22
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True story I stopped in at krogers on my bike....I was walking down one of the aisles with my leather jacket on, helmet in my hands and takin off my gloves.....a big 'ol black lady asked, "You ride a motorcycle?" With out missing a beat I said, "Nope I drive a convertable, you never know!" lol Heres your sign
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:41 PM   #23
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It's all in the syntax..

Here's your sign jokes have the example first, then the punchline, then "here's your sign"

i.e. I was selling a car.. the guy drove it around, then reached down and grabbed the tail pipe and yelled "darn that's hot"

here's your sign

Redneck jokes, on the otherhand, are predicated by "You might be a newb IF"

Such as:

If you make pedaling motions on the 250 to get started.. you might be a newb

It's all in the presentation.
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True story I stopped in at krogers on my bike....I was walking down one of the aisles with my leather jacket on, helmet in my hands and takin off my gloves.....a big 'ol black lady asked, "You ride a motorcycle?" With out missing a beat I said, "Nope I drive a convertable, you never know!" lol Heres your sign

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True story I stopped in at krogers on my bike....I was walking down one of the aisles with my leather jacket on, helmet in my hands and takin off my gloves.....a big 'ol black lady asked, "You ride a motorcycle?" With out missing a beat I said, "Nope I drive a convertable, you never know!" lol Heres your sign
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A kid was looking at my bike. When he saw the speedometer he said "Will it go that fast?"
I said, "Nope! This one (pointing at the tach) is the speedometer, see? It'll go 17,000 mph... Here's yer sign".
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Another true story. I pull my bike in my living room every night. Well one night I order pizza and I open the door for the delivery driver. He sees my bike in the room and says, "Man, is that your bike?" I then said to my girlfriend on the couch, " Well now he knows its stolen, I gotta kill 'em!" lol He literally got a sad face lol
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It's all in the syntax..
Here's your sign jokes have the example first, then the punchline, then "here's your sign"
i.e. I was selling a car.. the guy drove it around, then reached down and grabbed the tail pipe and yelled "darn that's hot"
here's your sign
Redneck jokes, on the otherhand, are predicated by "You might be a newb IF"
Such as:
If you make pedaling motions on the 250 to get started.. you might be a newb
It's all in the presentation.
I can now justify motohouston to my wife since i'm learning something!

You might be a motohouston junkie when your wife recongizes the posting screen and raps you on the head for posting at 12 midnight.
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A new rider logs on his/her favorite forum to ask why their headlights aren't working..

Someone mentions their blinker fluid may be low.... and they ask where to check it at?



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Guy told me once his tires wouldn't hold pressure... I told him he needed to change the winter air out for summer air... he said "ahh, ok thanks!"


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Old 06-26-2008, 06:31 PM   #31
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Ok. i just have to say this is the greatest. you guys are freaking hilarious.
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True story; last Saturday wend to Daltons, first time in a long time, with some friends. Wore full leathers cuz of suspected rain, only one to ride.

Lady asked me what the plastic knee pads were gonna protect me when I rode bikes(knee pucks.) I said 'I dunno, heard there were some cowboys up in here and figured it would help them fling me around while I was on my knees.'
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