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Old 10-22-2005, 09:52 AM   #1
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joke. the drunken mexican (kinna long)

a mexican guy is walking home from work one day. he has a very tough manuel labor job and hes tired. as he is walking home he kicks a bottle and of course a genie comes out. the genie says im only going to give you one wish. so carlos( ) is thinking about what his wish could be. he says to the genie, well, i love tequila, i wish that i could pee tequila so i could drink it whenever i want. the genie says poof and its done. that night when the poor mexican carlos ( ) gets home he grabs a glass from the cupboard and pees in it. he smells it, smells like tequila, its looks like tequila. so he trys a tiny taste and to his suprise its the best tequila he has ever tasted. so he calls his wife consuela and tells her, she is just as reluctant as he was but tries it anyways. so they party all night. they party like this for a couple of nights. on the third night the the mexican tells his wife to go get a glass from the cupboard. shes asks him, but you only told me to get 1 glass, i thought i was drinkin to? he says, oh you are mi amor, but tonight, tonight you drink from the bottle!!!! aye aye aye
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Old 10-22-2005, 09:59 AM   #2
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AYE AYE AYE!!! I will feed you from the bottle my ladies. AYE AYE AYE
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Old 10-23-2005, 09:31 AM   #12
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