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Old 10-22-2005, 09:19 AM   #1
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lol joke of the day...10/22/05

three mice are sitting at a bar late at night ina pretty rough neighborhood trying to impress each other with how tough they are.

the first mouse downs a shot of scotch, turns to the second mouse and says, "i set off mouse traps with my foot. when the bar comes down, i bench-press 20 reps and then eat the cheese."

the second mouse orders up two shots of bourbon, downs them, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "when i see rat poison, i collect as much as i can, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee. it barely even gives me a buzz."

the first and second mice turn to the third mouse. he lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "i don't have time for this horseshit. i've got to go home and bang the cat."
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Old 10-22-2005, 09:23 AM   #2
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Old 10-22-2005, 09:38 AM   #3
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Old 10-22-2005, 09:40 AM   #4
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yeah i head that one. lol
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Old 10-22-2005, 04:03 PM   #5
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Old 10-22-2005, 04:04 PM   #6
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Old 10-22-2005, 04:10 PM   #7
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Old 10-22-2005, 04:36 PM   #8
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