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|10-19-2005, 10:38 AM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: MSRH GSS TWS (Texas World Speedway)
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Experience: 10+ years
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when
they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The
taste is unbelievable!
And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle
full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the
horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It
is just incredible! They then asked,
Well tell us, did you have with a real cowboy?"
Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in
the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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