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Old 10-18-2005, 12:42 PM   #1
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Hair Salon

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow
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The Pad

An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage
insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I
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and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest. Kathy Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC
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Toilet Paper

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in ! toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera.
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Golf

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf . I
was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's ."! Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
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Nuts about You

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never or let me forget. Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
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Behave

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last t night!" the silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter. Amy Richardson, Stafford, VA
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Thumbtacks

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS! " In a business like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" Diane E. Amov
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No Accident

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
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The Promised Eight Inches

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks . What happens when you predict snow but don't get any... a true story ... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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Old 10-18-2005, 02:07 PM   #2
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funny but that was a long post to read
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yeah some funny . they have had some stuff like the mirror one on ebay.
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Old 10-18-2005, 02:31 PM   #4
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I didn't know racerX had a sense of humor....j/k
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read the first one after that i started feeling smart and quit before it was too late.
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lol, my mom emailed some of those a while back.
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Old 10-18-2005, 08:55 PM   #12
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:00 PM   #13
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they look familiar. still funny :-)
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mine was last night.... my little blowing in the wind while talking to 2 cute girls trying to pick them up after being pantsed. and then BAM!!!!
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but she did call.. thats the funny part after that
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haha he said little .. owned youself on that one
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:53 PM   #18
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I'm baked to the bejeebus when my in-laws show up for dinner. My alcoholic mother-in-law asks if there is a corner store where a beverage can be purchased. I offer, and am smokin up on the way, 2 minutes down the road. I return and they're all in the garage looking at my bikes. I hand her the 6 pack of tequiza, everything in my pocket. The reciept, lint, change.....
and my wooden pipe.

This looks down and says "oh, this is cool what is it"?
Snap. reality. "It's your daughters lipstick. Stop leaving this in my truck please."

Close, very close.
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Old 10-19-2005, 05:02 PM   #19
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dayuuummm.. thats funny
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thats a close one and funny
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