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Old 04-28-2008, 08:14 PM   #1
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4 wheeling trip pwnage

This past sunday me and some friends inlcuding the instigator (romeo36) decided to go hit up sping creek for some 4 wheeling. . What resulted was the biggest physical pwnage ive ever been subjected to.

Its my younger sisters bday so she gets to come along for the fun and even learned how to ride the things. Me, i had a bigger issue going on. The whole ride up there and saddling up i was plotting against romeo on how to fk him up, as we talk and compete with eachother on a regular basis.

incident #1 ( est. 1:15ish)

I have no problem what so ever riding the ATVs, but am the only idiot willing to go over the more difficult no one else wanted to attempt. I am following the guys ahead on the trail and decide to detour to one that looked funner. 10 seconds later i hit a big hole, fly off (hooking my on handlebars mid air) and land head first on some rock. ~missing time~ i wake up to 2 hillbillies with seriously jacked up teeth poking me with their foot and asking if i was "aright".. they help me up and im off to find the others with a serious headache.

Incident#2 (2:30ish)

Seeing how dik head romeo likes showing off infront of my sis (even brought his ghey magzine to show her) hes racing me down this unfamiliar sandy trail. im ahead and feeling over confident since i kinda have sand in my blood (middle eastern/US desent). I round a turn going to fast and the front wheels sink in throwing me off. I did like like 10 cartwheels but luckily my neck broke the fall.

Incident #3 (4:00pm)

Im off, this trip was supposed to have romeo looking like a dumbass infront of my sis but its backfired terribly. We are now heading back and the sis is riding with me, she keeps about wanting to drive so i let her.

-big mistake-

Going up a steep hill we are behind everyone. Near the top she hits the gas nearly flipping us back to our deaths. I yell "brakes" and she says okay, only to hit the gas and loop us. I hit the ground first for like the 39398 time and she falls next to me, i look up and the atv is coming down.. i had about enough time to push her out of the way and bring a leg up to run but too late. I got fkin pwned by a full sized ATV, it blew my back out and i felt the pop when i got crushed.

I lay there unable to move anything and start freaking out cuz it was the worst pain ive ever felt and im certain im paralyzed. All the guys are running down the hill apparently witnissing this and besides helping me with the broken back they all run over to my sister (whos just fine and walking around, shes even laughing thinking it was fun) when they had time to come assist me, Im laying there covered looking like some kinda wounded sand animal. After a moment i can move my feet and legs so i take a breath of relief but intense pain.
I tweaked a disk in my back.. looks like im out for the count, i went home at the end of the day, took a bunch of drugs and passed out. I guess karma does exist, and chris has on his side. I think ill be fine. :/:

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that sucks bro. i would say that is the ultimate pwnage.
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vicoden ftmfw! sux about your back tho. maybe you should leave the shinannigans to someone younger next time. sounds like an episode of F*R*I*E*N*D*S or something.
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That sucks indeed. But count your blessings, A friend of mine died over a year ago on his 4 wheeler. Broke his neck, if I recall.

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vicoden ftmfw! sux about your back tho. maybe you should leave the shinannigans to someone younger next time. sounds like an episode of F*R*I*E*N*D*S or something.
im already having a young life crisis at 22
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Sorry couldnt help but laugh while reading. Good thing your ok?
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whew! better slow down old man!
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ok first off he totally left out the 2 crashes he had before that last one.

his sister and i where goin up this steep hill and get close to the top and a couple of the wheels start to come off the ground. and seeing as how i didnt wanna flip that over with his sister on the back i told his to reverse down the hill. well he does but his wheels are turned and he rolls quad over. i was like you DUMBASS! LOL helped him roll it back over and get him off the hill and then his sister and i backed off of it as well. i told him not to try and go up that hill, cuz he doesnt have that much experience on a 4wheeler and already crashed twice.

so his sister and i head off to tackle another hill when we hear everyone start yelling. so we looked back and this dummy had rolled it over on its side again LOL. honda 4wheelers are tuff as cuz after all that nothing on it is bent.


hey foo when are we going again?
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ok first off he totally left out the 2 crashes he had before that last one.

his sister and i where goin up this steep hill and get close to the top and a couple of the wheels start to come off the ground. and seeing as how i didnt wanna flip that over with his sister on the back i told his to reverse down the hill. well he does but his wheels are turned and he rolls quad over. i was like you DUMBASS! LOL helped him roll it back over and get him off the hill and then his sister and i backed off of it as well. i told him not to try and go up that hill, cuz he doesnt have that much experience on a 4wheeler and already crashed twice.

so his sister and i head off to tackle another hill when we hear everyone start yelling. so we looked back and this dummy had rolled it over on its side again LOL. honda 4wheelers are tuff as cuz after all that nothing on it is bent.


hey foo when are we going again?
sorry but i dont recall any of that
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thats because you got knocked the **** OUT!!!!!!!!!!! at the begining
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This past sunday me and some friends inlcuding the instigator (romeo36) decided to go hit up sping creek for some 4 wheeling. . What resulted was the biggest physical pwnage ive ever been subjected to.

Its my younger sisters bday so she gets to come along for the fun and even learned how to ride the things. Me, i had a bigger issue going on. The whole ride up there and saddling up i was plotting against romeo on how to fk him up, as we talk and compete with eachother on a regular basis.

incident #1 ( est. 1:15ish)

I have no problem what so ever riding the ATVs, but am the only idiot willing to go over the more difficult no one else wanted to attempt. I am following the guys ahead on the trail and decide to detour to one that looked funner. 10 seconds later i hit a big hole, fly off (hooking my on handlebars mid air) and land head first on some rock. ~missing time~ i wake up to 2 hillbillies with seriously jacked up teeth poking me with their foot and asking if i was "aright".. they help me up and im off to find the others with a serious headache.

Incident#2 (2:30ish)

Seeing how dik head romeo likes showing off infront of my sis (even brought his ghey magzine to show her) hes racing me down this unfamiliar sandy trail. im ahead and feeling over confident since i kinda have sand in my blood (middle eastern/US desent). I round a turn going to fast and the front wheels sink in throwing me off. I did like like 10 cartwheels but luckily my neck broke the fall.

Incident #3 (4:00pm)

Im off, this trip was supposed to have romeo looking like a dumbass infront of my sis but its backfired terribly. We are now heading back and the sis is riding with me, she keeps about wanting to drive so i let her.

-big mistake-

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I lay there unable to move anything and start freaking out cuz it was the worst pain ive ever felt and im certain im paralyzed. All the guys are running down the hill apparently witnissing this and besides helping me with the broken back they all run over to my sister (whos just fine and walking around, shes even laughing thinking it was fun) when they had time to come assist me, Im laying there covered looking like some kinda wounded sand animal. After a moment i can move my feet and legs so i take a breath of relief but intense pain.
I tweaked a disk in my back.. looks like im out for the count, i went home at the end of the day, took a bunch of drugs and passed out. I guess karma does exist, and chris has on his side. I think ill be fine. :/:

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so where are the pics? please someone tell me they got some of this on video!
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[quote=Azylum;1162446]so where are the pics? please someone tell me they got some of this on video![/quote
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pics or it didnt happen
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