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Old 04-09-2008, 04:20 PM   #21
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if she's naked she could get into some pretty serious trouble...depending on the PoPo.

if she were just topless then yes it is still illegal...it's a class c misdemeanor for disorderly conduct...and yes... do count.


not that i would necessarily write that ticket....






depends on the chick.
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:21 PM   #22
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had a buddy ride my bike in underwear and cowboy boots, got pulled over and recieved an inspection ticket, lolz. we got a good laugh.
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:22 PM   #23
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:19 AM   #27
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Wow....um....you're wrong. I'll look it up later, but you can't go around showin' boobies.
You're wrong, there's no law in Texas prohibiting women from going topless-

§ 21.08. INDECENT EXPOSURE. (a) A person commits an
offense if he exposes his or any part of his genitals with
intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he
is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or
alarmed by his act.
(b) An offense under this section is a Class B misdemeanor.

Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, § 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974.
Amended by Acts 1983, 68th Leg., p. 509, ch. 924, § 1, eff. Sept.
1, 1983; Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, § 1.01, eff. Sept. 1,
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if she's naked she could get into some pretty serious trouble...depending on the PoPo.

if she were just topless then yes it is still illegal...it's a class c misdemeanor for disorderly conduct...and yes... do count.


not that i would necessarily write that ticket....






depends on the chick.
I'm looking at the Texas Penal Code's definition of Disorderly Conduct, and I'm not finding anything that says going topless is illegal. Closest thing is this-

§ 42.01. DISORDERLY CONDUCT. (a) A person commits an
offense if he intentionally or knowingly:
...
(10) exposes his or genitals in a public place and
is reckless about whether another may be present who will be
offended or alarmed by his act;
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i rode toppless one time with tim at night and we topped a hill to find a freaking cow in the middle of the road. we missed it by inches and all i could think was if we had hit it they would find me laying topless with a dented cow.
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i rode toppless one time with tim at night and we topped a hill to find a freaking cow in the middle of the road. we missed it by inches and all i could think was if we had hit it they would find me laying topless with a dented cow.
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i rode toppless one time with tim at night and we topped a hill to find a freaking cow in the middle of the road. we missed it by inches and all i could think was if we had hit it they would find me laying topless with a dented cow.
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We went to the WSBK race at Laguna Seca 6 years ago and went over to Monterrey along Cannery Row. ( a HUGE gathering place for bikes) and we hear these guys come around the corner revving the outta their bikes.
They get everyones attention slowly goin' down the street bangin their rev limiters and as they come by we realize the dude in front was nekkid(except a full face helmet).
They go off down the block and ride past a couple of cops who just laughed and watched them turn the corner and ride away.
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These are the winners if we don't get video or pics...

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Old 04-10-2008, 11:20 AM   #34
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Old 04-10-2008, 02:22 PM   #35
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I'm looking at the Texas Penal Code's definition of Disorderly Conduct, and I'm not finding anything that says going topless is illegal. Closest thing is this-

§ 42.01. DISORDERLY CONDUCT. (a) A person commits an
offense if he intentionally or knowingly:
...
(10) exposes his or genitals in a public place and
is reckless about whether another may be present who will be
offended or alarmed by his act;

Look at the part that says "obscene gesture or display" that covers pretty much anything you can think of ranging from the middle finger, to mooning (w/o showing ), to flashing ....pretty much anything that upsets/offends someone from the general public.

we must rememeber that most of us on here aren't the general public...we forget that the "general public" outlawed friggin DODGEBALL! that's the kinda of pansies we are dealing with.
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Old 04-10-2008, 02:46 PM   #36
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Look at the part that says "obscene gesture or display" that covers pretty much anything you can think of ranging from the middle finger, to mooning (w/o showing ), to flashing ....pretty much anything that upsets/offends someone from the general public.

we must rememeber that most of us on here aren't the general public...we forget that the "general public" outlawed friggin DODGEBALL! that's the kinda of pansies we are dealing with.

Yep our stupid squid son got a ticket for mooning in Galveston a couple weeks ago....
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:07 PM   #39
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No MORE DODGE-BALL? Well WTF?!?!? I loved throwing at the heads of the fat, slow, and tarded......(I'm going to )

Ha ha... and Smear the queer.... gone... I don't even think kids can play games like tether ball anymore...
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Ha ha... and Smear the queer.... gone... I don't even think kids can play games like tether ball anymore...

haven't heard that name in a long time... that was a kick game though. We all used to call it Smear the Queer but i think there's a new more "PC" name for it now....can't remember what it is.
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