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Old 04-07-2008, 05:52 PM   #1
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Somebody tried to OFF me for my life insurance!


And I'm not saying any names, but it rhymes with beaner-n-poo or her flunky, ritarman! On my way to school this morning I noticed rather quickly that my bike had no rear brake. I stopped to get gas and check it when I realized the (excuse the NONtechnical terms as I do not know them) small cylinder that goes into the two small holes to connect the brake to the wheel had been completely disconnected! I borrowed a pair of plyers and put it back together, and tightened the little bolt (just like Patrick showed me- THANKS, PATRICK) and went on my way.

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Old 04-07-2008, 05:55 PM   #2
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And I'm not saying any names, but it rhymes with beaner-n-poo or her flunky, ritarman! On my way to school this morning I noticed rather quickly that my bike had no rear brake. I stopped to get gas and check it when I realized the (excuse the NONtechnical terms as I do not know them) small cylinder that goes into the two small holes to connect the brake to the wheel had been completely disconnected! I borrowed a pair of plyers and put it back together, and tightened the little bolt (just like Patrick showed me- THANKS, PATRICK) and went on my way.

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Old 04-07-2008, 05:58 PM   #4
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:58 PM   #5
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got to love that sibling rivalry....
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:59 PM   #6
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It had to be them- the bike was parked in their garage for two days...
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:03 PM   #8
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dude! boney better watch her .....if youre thinking about cutting the break lines in return, hers may just be stainless steel....just a though for choosing your implements of destruction.......
I would never dream of hurting her bike. I'm just not vindictive like that
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what did you do to her?
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:07 PM   #10
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did you pee-pee in her post toasties this morning,lol
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did you pee-pee in her post toasties this morning,lol
All I did was leave my boy at her house all night and day and take off to the beach without telling her. :dontknow:
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I would never dream of hurting her bike. I'm just not vindictive like that
you wouldn't hurt a fly.... no really, i know you.... you wouldn't!
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All I did was leave my boy at her house all night and day and take off to the beach without telling her. :dontknow:

ummmm could have been the not telling her part that did it.
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ummmm could have been the not telling her part that did it.
yeah im thinking the same lol
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I told her to wait until I could hack into the system to double the payoff
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And I'm not saying any names, but it rhymes with beaner-n-poo or her flunky, ritarman! On my way to school this morning I noticed rather quickly that my bike had no rear brake. I stopped to get gas and check it when I realized the (excuse the NONtechnical terms as I do not know them) small cylinder that goes into the two small holes to connect the brake to the wheel had been completely disconnected! I borrowed a pair of plyers and put it back together, and tightened the little bolt (just like Patrick showed me- THANKS, PATRICK) and went on my way.

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Maybe it was a lesson to rely more on your front brake.
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She doesn't listen well... :/:
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Maybe it was a lesson to rely more on your front brake.
Not a problem today! I was a little afraid to rely much on the rear brake since I know the mechanic personally!
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sorry dude but think about it, what if she gets killed? there is no excuse
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