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Old 04-07-2008, 10:02 AM   #1
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Talking HIS AND HERS LOVE POEMS

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.





MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a .

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Old 04-07-2008, 10:07 AM   #2
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:11 AM   #3
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hehehehe, how sweet!
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:31 PM   #4
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LoL!!!

WTF does that woman want? To get fat and lazy and then pampered? You at least need to stay eye candy.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:32 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:54 PM   #6
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LoL!!!

WTF does that woman want? To get fat and lazy and then pampered? You at least need to stay eye candy.
here is a woman after my own heart!
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:53 PM   #7
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:15 PM   #8
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Greedy Biotch, how many men does she want.
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:17 PM   #9
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nice wished i could of used that as a sig
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Greedy Biotch, how many men does she want.
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WTF does that woman want? To get fat and lazy and then pampered? You at least need to stay eye candy.
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Greedy Biotch, how many men does she want.
enough to get the job done
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