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Old 04-07-2008, 08:38 AM   #1
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Talking BLACK EYE

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately
notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.

He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both
have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was
a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the
ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
biggest in the world was there. So, instead of
saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd
like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one."

The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister
too."
"I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to
my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I
accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:39 AM   #2
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:50 AM   #3
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:33 PM   #8
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