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|04-07-2008, 08:38 AM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: MSRH GSS TWS (Texas World Speedway)
Experience: 10+ years
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately
notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both
have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was
a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the
ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
biggest in the world was there. So, instead of
saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd
like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one."
The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister
"I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to
my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I
accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy
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|04-07-2008, 08:39 AM||#2|
Mayor of Coggerville
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Way out there...
Experience: 3 years
79cc mini cruiser
|04-07-2008, 09:23 AM||#4|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Southeast Houston
Experience: 7 years
50th aniv R6 and
lol funny stuff.
You gotta hurt in order to know. Fall in order to grow..., Lose in order to gain..., Because most of life's lessons are learned in pain...
|04-07-2008, 01:14 PM||#7|
Yeah I'm flippin' YOU off
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