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Old 04-03-2008, 03:44 PM   #1
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Talking Joke - Wellfare Office

A Guy walked into the local welfare
office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter
and said, ' Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter
said, ' Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his
Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort the
daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well? you started it."
I got a fever....................and the only more cowbell!
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:48 PM   #2
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Hahahaha, I like it
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:50 PM   #3
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:58 PM   #4
When in doubt, restart!
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lol dang , that's rough haha
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:00 PM   #5
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:02 PM   #6
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if 100 people tell you that you're a fuhking idiot...odds are your a fuhking idiot.
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:19 PM   #7
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