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Old 04-02-2008, 09:59 AM   #1
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Exclamation TEXAS HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

How to Install a Home Security System in Texas
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14-16.
2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

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Old 04-02-2008, 10:01 AM   #2
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:01 AM   #3
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:02 AM   #4
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So how many of you have this system installed & how much a month to monitor ?
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:06 AM   #5
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my theft deterent system is not having nothing but junk on my front porch.
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:21 AM   #6
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what language should the not be written in?
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:45 AM   #7
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they rarely go in the front porch, they use the back windows
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