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Old 03-28-2008, 04:49 PM   #1
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2008 Tax Code (Funny)

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male .
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:


10 - 12'
Luxury Tax
$ 300.00

8 - 10'
Pole Tax
$ 250.00

5 - 8'
Privilege Tax
$ 150.00

3 - 5'
Nuisance Tax
$ 30.00


Males exceeding 12' must file capital gains.


Anyone under 4' is eligible for a tax refund.

** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
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Thats some funny stuff right there
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:45 PM   #4
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Just funny because 4' = four feet
If the joke were 4" (inches) then maybe it'd be funny... maybe...
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Old 03-29-2008, 06:59 AM   #7
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Just funny because 4' = four feet
If the joke were 4" (inches) then maybe it'd be funny... maybe...
Yea, I think they meant the " mark, but I wasn't going through and fixing the typos.
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