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Old 03-25-2008, 06:21 PM   #1
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Im Fu*king retarded....

i shut my middle finger in my truck door, thank my brother was outside with me or else i woulda been stuck out there..... how would i open the door by myself????

think about it, how the does a one armed man get his finger shut in a door, i dont know how i did it.

dont think its broken, but i do have about a 1/2 inch pressure cut on my finger from it, the bish hurts!!!

and now i type slow
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:23 PM   #2
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dude im sorry i have had it happen before hurts
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:23 PM   #3
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But, That would be funny to see!
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:26 PM   #4
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you flicked off the wrong car
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:30 PM   #5
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good job... sorry your finger hurts though, i've slammed many doors on my fingers, so i know what that feels like
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:33 PM   #6
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:50 PM   #8
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ouch!!! so glad your bro was around to help you.

and i am so wrong, but i was rolling over this
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:09 PM   #9
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u have one arm?


And one leg.

And that would be funny to see.
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:25 PM   #11
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i shut my middle finger in my truck door, thank my brother was outside with me or else i woulda been stuck out there..... how would i open the door by myself????

think about it, how the does a one armed man get his finger shut in a door, i dont know how i did it.

dont think its broken, but i do have about a 1/2 inch pressure cut on my finger from it, the bish hurts!!!

and now i type slow


It's funny how you put things in perspective. I guess no more flicking off anyone for now.
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:31 PM   #12
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Old 03-25-2008, 10:16 PM   #13
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And one leg.

And that would be funny to see.

thinkin about, it bet it would be, i mean just think really, HOW THE DID I PULL IT OFF?????

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not crippled..... i am limb-challenged.... get it right
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Old 03-26-2008, 11:18 AM   #15
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. That sucks. How did you pull that off?
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Old 03-26-2008, 11:44 AM   #17
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can you re-create it and take a pic? lol and make the faces too. lol that would be funny.
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Old 03-26-2008, 11:50 AM   #18
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dammmn poor dude i know that's gotta suck. now you won't be able to grip it as well lol. i shut four of my bro's fingers in a truck door one time. when we opened the door all the fingers were shaped like a Z oopps :/
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:08 PM   #20
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Wow Chris. This brings up and interesting question....

If you got arrested, how would they detain you?

Officer "Hand behind your back sir." Lol.

Officer "Don't even think about running!" Lol.

I have joked about similar things...like if I got pulled over for DWI. (never going to happen cause I don't drink) How would they test me? Roll in a straight line...Hold one leg in the air and touch your nose...lol that would be something to pull off.
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