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Old 03-23-2008, 07:54 AM   #1
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Some words of wisdom on this fine day

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.....


Customers are never wrong. Fickle, bullheaded, even downright stupid, but never wrong.....
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Virginity like bubble, one , all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like , bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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A piece of .


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or get of the pot

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that guys so stupid he couldn't poor out of a boot if the instructions where on the heel


you can't polish a !

you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

those that live in glass houses, shouldn't throw rocks
never in the wind

Never argue with an idiot. No one can tell the difference.


A mind is like an umbrella, if not open it don't work....
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If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin

It ain't cheatin if you don't get caught

and if you do get caught..... you ain't cheatin hard enough!


(Maybe Clayton can use that last one today)
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