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Old 03-23-2008, 03:28 AM   #1
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WHAT WHAT?

LEMONS IN YOUR !!!!!


hey guys you know that feeling you get when you have a 9in rammed in your without lube and it hurts but feels oh so good at the time? well im in that place right now! i love cucumbers and LEMONS!!!! thank that crazy ****er that planted the lemon tree in my back yard! it has brought me and david so much pleasure!!!

but the feeling of pure bliss quickly recedes when the lemon bursts in your and it puckers up and wont let you pass it... do i call poison control for this or perhaps a produce expert....but i will tell you one thing im seeing my proctologist...

on another note can i catch anything from lemons? such as lemon-aids?:dontknow:
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lol lemon-aids! hahahahaha
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not hacked jus drunnk. Pete..you like lemons?
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not hacked jus drunnk. Pete..you like lemons?
ummmmm.... im going to answer this question with a no. lol

must be nice to be drunk

im drunk too i dunno why im up so late
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ANYone wanna make run to Kroger with me for late night produce shopping? I saw a special on kiwis mangoes and pears.
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ANYone wanna make run to Kroger with me for late night produce shopping? I saw a special on kiwis mangoes and pears.

what side town u from? ill donate some bananas
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ummmmm.... im going to answer this question with a no. lol

must be nice to be drunk

im drunk too i dunno why im up so late
the only downside to the fruitfun are the fruit flies swarming arounjd my orifices.
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are they still firm? Chiquita's only pleez.
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are they still firm? Chiquita's only pleez.
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Wanna meet up at an allnite grocery? Meet next to the mangoes?
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Wanna meet up at an allnite grocery? Meet next to the mangoes?
shoot im bout to knock out now, lol
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