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Old 03-13-2008, 07:54 PM   #61
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ok i gotta share this. comedian on late night, starts talking about women, etc, how moody they are. how much a pain they are etc...well the women are hissing and all...well he says this:

"ok ladies, hypothetical situation. your in a freak accident, and to save your life they have to remove your , just sew it up...has to be done. now, you know your man isnt gonna leave you right after this, it would just be wrong. you got AT LEAST like 2 months, before he breaks up with you. a good 2 months...

at this point women are about to get out of their chairs, lol.

he asks, "okay women, in this situation WHAT are you going to do to keep your man? how are you going to keep him around and interested?"

one woman yells, "BLOW JOBS"

"ok, ok, thats good, use your mouth ok." he says.

another women yells "!"

"wow, ok, your ...allright, anyone else...anyone?"

"let him sleep with my friends!" one woman says.

"your friends, ok..anyone else? anything at all"

no one said anything.

he says "ok, women. i know i made you mad, and you got angry with me, but i gave you chance to speak, i gave you all the time you needed to describe your usefulness to man in your own words....


...and you just described yourselves as a series of holes we can put our penises in. thats all you IN YOUR OWN WORDS, have described yourself as.

not one of you said learn to play x-box, find things to talk about, watch football, be a good person...NOTHING like that.

OMG i was on the floor, and women in the audience were speechless it was priceless.
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in order;
chicks cry at sad movies, guys make jokes.
dogs look to the pecking order, and males come first. it's a hunter thing.
we had female officers when i was a popo, none could qualify for the ERT team.
try kick-starting a CR480.
on the fire dept no woman could safely handle being the nozzel-man. they're very hard to control by yourself. ask tom.
you've never heard of the texas hat trick?
bass, trout, guppy. your choice.
any mormon will tell you the husband must "call" his wife to heaven or she ain't gettin in.
a woman should be subserviant to her husband, I read it. ask a baptist, there's plenty here. gb knows.

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I think we get the point... You have little man syndrome.
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ok i gotta share this. comedian on late night, starts talking about women, etc, how moody they are. how much a pain they are etc...well the women are hissing and all...well he says this:

"ok ladies, hypothetical situation. your in a freak accident, and to save your life they have to remove your , just sew it up...has to be done. now, you know your man isnt gonna leave you right after this, it would just be wrong. you got AT LEAST like 2 months, before he breaks up with you. a good 2 months...

at this point women are about to get out of their chairs, lol.

he asks, "okay women, in this situation WHAT are you going to do to keep your man? how are you going to keep him around and interested?"

one woman yells, "BLOW JOBS"

"ok, ok, thats good, use your mouth ok." he says.

another women yells "!"

"wow, ok, your ...allright, anyone else...anyone?"

"let him sleep with my friends!" one woman says.

"your friends, ok..anyone else? anything at all"

no one said anything.

he says "ok, women. i know i made you mad, and you got angry with me, but i gave you chance to speak, i gave you all the time you needed to describe your usefulness to man in your own words....


...and you just described yourselves as a series of holes we can put our penises in. thats all you IN YOUR OWN WORDS, have described yourself as.

not one of you said learn to play x-box, find things to talk about, watch football, be a good person...NOTHING like that.

OMG i was on the floor, and women in the audience were speechless it was priceless.
There is an answer to all this. Most men need .
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ok i gotta share this. comedian on late night, starts talking about women, etc, how moody they are. how much a pain they are etc...well the women are hissing and all...well he says this:

"ok ladies, hypothetical situation. your in a freak accident, and to save your life they have to remove your , just sew it up...has to be done. now, you know your man isnt gonna leave you right after this, it would just be wrong. you got AT LEAST like 2 months, before he breaks up with you. a good 2 months...

at this point women are about to get out of their chairs, lol.

he asks, "okay women, in this situation WHAT are you going to do to keep your man? how are you going to keep him around and interested?"

one woman yells, "BLOW JOBS"

"ok, ok, thats good, use your mouth ok." he says.

another women yells "!"

"wow, ok, your ...allright, anyone else...anyone?"

"let him sleep with my friends!" one woman says.

"your friends, ok..anyone else? anything at all"

no one said anything.

he says "ok, women. i know i made you mad, and you got angry with me, but i gave you chance to speak, i gave you all the time you needed to describe your usefulness to man in your own words....


...and you just described yourselves as a series of holes we can put our penises in. thats all you IN YOUR OWN WORDS, have described yourself as.

not one of you said learn to play x-box, find things to talk about, watch football, be a good person...NOTHING like that.

OMG i was on the floor, and women in the audience were speechless it was priceless.
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I think we get the point... You have little man syndrome.
too funny!
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Other way around hun.. whose rib was that?
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I think we get the point... You have little man syndrome.

I think you may have me confused. I have "honest man" syndrome. But I understand your misinterpretation, you're angry that you can't kick-start a CR480.

I keep hearing the family guy episode where he makes the movie "steel vaginas" in my head, too funny.
and it's "nacho men", as in nachos with my club sammich. and ginger ale too, it won't make itself let's go! men are waiting!
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Other way around hun.. whose rib was that?
Good luck procreating with your rib there buddy
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Good luck procreating with your rib there buddy
WHO has to procreate these days??? All kids'll do is take up our womens' time therefore the sammiches would become more and more shabby And I don't think any of us want a low quality sammich now do we. And if the momen folk had pride in thier work, they wouldn't want to present us with such trash
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I think you may have me confused. I have "honest man" syndrome. But I understand your misinterpretation, you're angry that you can't kick-start a CR480.

I keep hearing the family guy episode where he makes the movie "steel vaginas" in my head, too funny.
and it's "nacho men", as in nachos with my club sammich. and ginger ale too, it won't make itself let's go! men are waiting!
No, I don't think I have it confused... But I can't tell you if I am able to or not because I haven't tried before. Is it really that hard that NO WOMAN IN THE WORLD cannot kick start such a monstrous, such MANLY dirt bike. Get outta here!
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WHO has to procreate these days??? All kids'll do is take up our womens' time therefore the sammiches would become more and more shabby And I don't think any of us want a low quality sammich now do we. And if the momen folk had pride in thier work, they wouldn't want to present us with such trash
Silly boy learn the birds and the bees before you come up here BEGGING for your
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Silly boy learn the birds and the bees before you come up here BEGGING for your
Ketchup and Mustard Sandwich served on moldy bread.
See there? Already your sammich making skills are lacking. And as far as birds and bees go, I dislike sky rats and bee's are just like women. They serve a purpose for "the circle of life" yes, but in the end they will simply sting your a$$, get up, and move on to the next victim


Least you could do is make a quality sammich.
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See there? Already your sammich making skills are lacking. And as far as birds and bees go, I dislike sky rats and bee's are just like women. They serve a purpose for "the circle of life" yes, but in the end they will simply sting your a$$, get up, and move on to the next victim

Least you could do is make a quality sammich.
Wow you need your birds and the bees worse than i thought. If something stings you in the ....NOT a Girl son.

So are you going to make your man a sandwich? Or is he not stinging you in the good enough?
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Wow you need your birds and the bees worse than i thought. If something stings you in the ....NOT a Girl son.

So are you going to make your man a sandwich? Or is he not stinging you in the good enough?
LOL, look at the quick brains on this one! I'll admit it, one for you. But I guess I will skip the lessons for now...don't like the thought of anything near my ! :/:

I actually gots my WOman in the kitchen right now making me a sammich...no, really. She's a believer in holidays
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I believe in S&BJmas as well. But that does not mean we are not far superior to you men. I am talking about leaps and bounds superior buddy.
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