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Old 03-13-2008, 04:08 PM   #41
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men do rule cuz;

I can do it myself.
my friends can come over to watch a movie and there's no crying.
dogs know an alpha male right away.
I can be president. (well, not me exactly)
when I pull out a gun, no one laughs.
only 1 funny female comedian, lots of guys are.
I can kickstart my own bike.
the color of my underwear is one color only. well, 2. yours can be three.
I can have with as many partners as I want, and the higher the number the cooler I can be. not true for women, it gets worse. (think tread on a tire).
no one laughs if I get off a firetruck. unless it's your house, then it's tears.
I can wear a hat without you thinking about me putting my in it.
receeding hair does not diminish my power.
no one ever washes my unedrwear and asks it I caught a bass.
my kind has always been able to vote.
mormons think it's cool to have a whole herd of you around.
according to the bible, you have to do what we say.


let me just spike the football over HERE!
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:19 PM   #44
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:20 PM   #45
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wheres my and sammies huh?
looks like you have your own set of Tom!


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I can do it myself.so can i and most the women on here

my friends can come over to watch a movie and there's no crying.and we cant?

dogs know an alpha male right away.wtf? really?

I can be president. (well, not me exactly)hillary Clinton???

when I pull out a gun, no one laughs.noone laughs when i have a gun if they have seen me shoot

only 1 funny female comedian, lots of guys are.wow and that makes guys rule?

I can kickstart my own bike.been kickstarting my own bike since i was 8

the color of my underwear is one color only. well, 2. yours can be three.GHEY

I can have with as many partners as I want, and the higher the number the cooler I can be. not true for women, it gets worse. (think tread on a tire).no your still a ho in our eyes just not your boys

no one laughs if I get off a firetruck. unless it's your house, then it's tears.again wtf?

I can wear a hat without you thinking about me putting my in it.these are REALLY GHEY

receeding hair does not diminish my power. [B]most women dont go bald[B]

no one ever washes my unedrwear and asks it I caught a bass.i dont get it

my kind has always been able to vote.and the fact that women pushed to and our now able to makes us better

mormons think it's cool to have a whole herd of you around.should read into that one a little more some of my really good friends who are mormon do not believe this... the ones that do are just honest about it. the others are called cheaters

according to the bible, you have to do what we say.eve was created from adams rib, not his foot to be walked on, not his head to be superior but his rib to be an equal... ever heard about this?


Next???
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awwww....!

and i need a bro too! (circa seinfeld 1990's)


that was funny I remember that!
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Next???
someones' hoo haa smells like fish babe!

Not so fresh feeling day!
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yea my bad next time warn me that gross!
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yeah it is.......trip to the clinic is in order missy....




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in order;
chicks cry at sad movies, guys make jokes.
dogs look to the pecking order, and males come first. it's a hunter thing.
we had female officers when i was a popo, none could qualify for the ERT team.
try kick-starting a CR480.
on the fire dept no woman could safely handle being the nozzel-man. they're very hard to control by yourself. ask tom.
you've never heard of the texas hat trick?
bass, trout, guppy. your choice.
any mormon will tell you the husband must "call" his wife to heaven or she ain't gettin in.
a woman should be subserviant to her husband, I read it. ask a baptist, there's plenty here. gb knows.

club on toasted wheat, no mayo, side of sour cream and onion chips! get to steppin!
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chicks cry at sad movies, guys make jokes.
dogs look to the pecking order, and males come first. it's a hunter thing.
we had female officers when i was a popo, none could qualify for the ERT team.
try kick-starting a CR480.
on the fire dept no woman could safely handle being the nozzel-man. they're very hard to control by yourself. ask tom.
you've never heard of the texas hat trick?
bass, trout, guppy. your choice.
any mormon will tell you the husband must "call" his wife to heaven or she ain't gettin in.
a woman should be subserviant to her husband, I read it. ask a baptist, there's plenty here. gb knows.

club on toasted wheat, no mayo, side of sour cream and onion chips! get to steppin!

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