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Old 03-11-2008, 11:18 PM   #1
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Funny little story

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are
involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad
one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them
are hurt.

works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl
out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers;

The woman
says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a si gn from
that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the
rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
completely; this
must be a sign from ! But you're still at fault... women
shouldn't be
allowed to drive.

The woman continues, 'And look at this,
here's an other miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break.
Surely wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune'


The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes
the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the
man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies,
'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Women are clever, evil . Don't mess with us.
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:20 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by squoddybody View Post
Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are
involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad
one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them
are hurt.

works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl
out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers;

The woman
says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a si gn from
that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the
rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
completely; this
must be a sign from ! But you're still at fault... women
shouldn't be
allowed to drive.

The woman continues, 'And look at this,
here's an other miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break.
Surely wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune'


The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes
the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the
man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies,
'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Women are clever, evil . Don't mess with us.

Yes....................yes they are.....
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:26 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:59 PM   #4
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this is how its supposed to be written:

Quote:
Originally Posted by squoddybody View Post
Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are
involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad
one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them
are hurt.

works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl
out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers;

The woman
says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a si gn from
that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the
rest of our days'.

Angered, the man slaps the out
of the woman and says "You don't speak
unless spoken to. Why is it not against
the law for women to drive?...How do
we resolve this?"

Stunned and bleeding, the woman continues, 'And look at this,
here's an other miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
Hennessee didn't break.
Surely wants us to drink it and celebrate our
good fortune'


The man promptly snatches the bottle out of
the woman' hand and shot guns the whole thing,
then says "what else you got?".

The woman looks again and finds a home
made sandwich laying in what is left of
her passenger front seat, and hands it to
the man.

The man asks, 'is that turkey and swiss?'

The woman replies,
'No, I think its ham with american cheese.'

MORAL OF THE
STORY:
never post a female domination joke when Azylum is in the room.

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Old 03-12-2008, 11:01 AM   #5
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still its funny!
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:19 AM   #6
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Old 03-12-2008, 01:57 PM   #7
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Old 03-12-2008, 02:00 PM   #8
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this is how its supposed to be written:




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