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|03-11-2008, 11:18 PM||#1|
This is me.
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Funny little story
Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are
involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl
out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers;
says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a si gn from
that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the
rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
must be a sign from ! But you're still at fault... women
allowed to drive.
The woman continues, 'And look at this,
here's an other miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break.
Surely wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes
the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies,
'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'
MORAL OF THE
Women are clever, evil . Don't mess with us.
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|03-11-2008, 11:20 PM||#2|
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|03-11-2008, 11:59 PM||#4|
The Chosen One
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this is how its supposed to be written:
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|03-12-2008, 02:00 PM||#8|
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