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Old 03-11-2008, 12:56 PM   #1
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P...

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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH ....
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:58 PM   #2
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ahhh I am sorry Mckee did your computer tell you the same thing??? Its ok its not the size that counts
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:00 PM   #4
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ahhh I am sorry Mckee did your computer tell you the same thing??? Its ok its not the size that counts
bish please, i dont know the kinda guys your around, but i dont whip it out and try to talk dirty to my computers
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:05 PM   #6
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ahhh I am sorry Mckee did your computer tell you the same thing??? Its ok its not the size that counts
its how you work it!!!!
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bish please, i dont know the kinda guys your around, but i dont whip it out and try to talk dirty to my computers
haha yea sure you dont... its ok we are all family... no one will look badly towards you we will just all laugh behind your back!
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haha yea sure you dont... its ok we are all family... no one will look badly towards you we will just all laugh behind your back!
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catch on to? i am confused?
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You know, it's not nice to lie.

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hahaha i was trying to be nice ....
to me? please...you love to hate me
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