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Old 03-07-2008, 12:12 AM   #301
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You must have changed your hair color from brunette to blond.......
Um... fail again. To use that I would have to have been born blonde. We don't have that here, so you're dumb.

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Old 03-07-2008, 12:12 AM   #302
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Did you see Jackass 2? With the 'old lady' whose top came open? That's what I look like! Or the old lady from 'There's something about Mary'
really, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:12 AM   #303
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:12 AM   #304
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Um... fail again. To use that I would have to have been born blonde. We don't have that here, so you're dumb.

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Old 03-07-2008, 12:13 AM   #305
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You mean like your dad fondled you?
Hahaha! I was wondering why he was so lame!
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:13 AM   #306
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you guys need to go fondle yourselves........
you wana come by my house? you
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:13 AM   #307
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You mean like your dad fondled you?
hey hey hey!! your moms the one that keep shanging on to my tralala.
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:13 AM   #308
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TWO DEAD BABIES!
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:13 AM   #309
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At life? How? You're getting sleepy. Your jokes are not funny anymore. :/:

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Old 03-07-2008, 12:14 AM   #310
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:15 AM   #311
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At life? How? You're getting sleepy. Your jokes are not funny anymore. :/:

I know. Listening to you is like having my in a meat grinder.....torture.......
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:16 AM   #312
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Is that what you call that fat mound between your legs? :dontknow:
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:16 AM   #313
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So- I really am getting old and I have a presentation with Shell at 10AM at school. I have to go to sleep...

I was having a pretty rough evening (found out my daughter will have to have some more orthopedic surgery ASAP) and you guys got me smiling again- thanks.

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Old 03-07-2008, 12:17 AM   #315
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I know. Listening to you is like having my in a meat grinder.....torture.......
You can HEAR me? Now I'm calling the cops. Where are you? Closet? Attic?
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:17 AM   #316
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:17 AM   #317
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So- I really am getting old and I have a presentation with Shell at 10AM at school. I have to go to sleep...

I was having a pretty rough evening (found out my daughter will have to have some more orthopedic surgery ASAP) and you guys got me smiling again- thanks.

I love MH!
Laterz granny.....
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:17 AM   #318
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So- I really am getting old and I have a presentation with Shell at 10AM at school. I have to go to sleep...

I was having a pretty rough evening (found out my daughter will have to have some more orthopedic surgery ASAP) and you guys got me smiling again- thanks.

I love MH!
on a side note probalyy the funniest ive seen on here in a while, goodnight squoddy nobody
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no thats my chode. lick it !
Dont you mean your minora/majora? :dontknow:
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