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Old 03-06-2008, 11:59 PM   #261
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:59 PM   #262
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:00 AM   #263
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:00 AM   #264
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:00 AM   #265
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:01 AM   #266
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:01 AM   #268
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Oh. I'm haggard. My skin is all saggy and my tuck into my pants. :/:

I thought I saw a nipple poking out your pant leg last time I saw you.... I didn't want to say anything and embarass you...
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Yup i be shittn in bed! Me and ur momma were thinkn bout 2chicks1cuppin it the other night, she dirty
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Old 03-07-2008, 12:03 AM   #275
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alright fukkers.... I got to go to bed and use the last 2 minutes of this I got left.... go **** yourselves..... peace
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Your right. I forgot to wipe when pullin out of your mom's ......


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