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Old 03-06-2008, 07:53 PM   #1
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dead baby jokes...

anybody got any good ones???


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Old 03-06-2008, 07:55 PM   #2
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so this dead baby walks into a bar...wait...that was stupid. nevermind.
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I know i'm gonna get flamed for this.....


But, do you know how to make a dead baby float?

Ice cream, and 2 scoops of dead baby....
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this thread will prolly get deleted, lolz
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I know i'm gonna get flamed for this.....


But, do you know how to make a dead baby float?

Ice cream, and 2 scoops of dead baby....

shouldnt it be soda and two scoops of dead baby?
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
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Man.....this thread is gonna go down in flames......
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How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:02 PM   #13
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this thread sucks and should be banned for ever!!!! Not trying to be a flamer or anything but having kids and a retarded brother in law I find this sick and stupid.
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this thread sucks and should be banned for ever!!!! Not trying to be a flamer or anything but having kids and a retarded brother in law I find this sick and stupid.
yup, pretty tasteless, gotta look at it as totally disgusting and irrational.
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lol, ima big boy, i can take teh flamz... like i said, pretty tasteless humor, not alot of ppl can sit back and laugh at this kinda shyte
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:09 PM   #18
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gotta go hit the gym, im guessing this either get deleted and i get banned, or something bad along those lines, rofl... ill check back in teh moring




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shouldnt it be soda and two scoops of dead baby?
i think so, man this is a retarded thread, this thread is
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I agree...
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