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Old 03-05-2008, 01:03 PM   #1
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Well I rear-ended a car this morning. We are there a long side the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started.
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:05 PM   #2
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:08 PM   #3
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nice


but....i really did rear end a car last year in my truck, she came almost to a complete stop in the middle of the freeway cuz she saw a plastic bag anyway i creamer her chevette real bad muffler and bumper were dragging the ground. rear quarter on both sides wrinkled. i ask her if she wants me to call the cops (i hit her) she says no its not that bad i dont want the police and jumps in her car and drives away w/ sparks flying...

now thats funny....i only had a bent pushed in bumper.
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Well I rear-ended a car this morning. We are there a long side the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started.
Let me Guess was is James
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:20 PM   #7
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omg i needed a good laugh thank you so much now I have to get q-tips and clean between the buttons on my computer.
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:32 PM   #8
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:01 PM   #9
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You cant make sh*t like that up. LMAO
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:43 PM   #13
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:09 PM   #14
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He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started.
I know it's so wrong, but I can't stop laughing at this!
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Old 03-05-2008, 07:52 PM   #15
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holy t thats hilarious! lmao!
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:32 AM   #17
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is this a true story tho?
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:33 AM   #18
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Nah, I've heard this joke before...still funny tho!
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