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Old 03-04-2008, 10:40 AM   #1
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Taliban Warns US

This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban

Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the

United States that if military action against Iraq

continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's

supply of convenience store managers.



And if this action does not yield sufficient results,

cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer

customer service reps, Motel 6 managers, and liquor

store cashiers.



Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly…
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:41 AM   #2
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LMAO, I came in here thinking it was something serious. I was all ready to hear some kind of threat on US soils. HAHA, fkn funny.

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Old 03-04-2008, 10:41 AM   #3
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:42 AM   #4
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them... just tell them we still have some of their camels at the zoo!!!
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:46 AM   #5
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them... just tell them we still have some of their camels at the zoo!!!
not anymore.. i smoked em already..
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:48 AM   #6
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not anymore.. i smoked em already..
not those kind of camels... i mean the ones with 1 or 2 humps that you ride on... you know, the ones that spit on ya
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LMAO, I came in here thinking it was something serious. I was all ready to hear some kind of threat on US soils. HAHA, fkn funny.

Who knew Moody had a sense of humor...... I kid I kid.
Me too! BAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAAH!!
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:50 AM   #8
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not those kind of camels... i mean the ones with 1 or 2 humps that you ride on... you know, the ones that spit on ya
ohhhhhh.. those camels... yeah we still have your camels hostage...
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:54 AM   #9
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OMG! I laughed out loud in the library! I was expecting serious, too! I had to share with everybody so nobody would get mad!
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I thought we all needed a laugh. Things have been getting tense lately.
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thats right... i am wound tighter than a two dollar watch.. just waiting to explode...
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:07 AM   #13
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thats right... i am wound tighter than a two dollar watch.. just waiting to explode...
you should get your wife to take care of that for ya
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I GUESS ITS A WIN WIN SITUATION THEN. I hate outsourced help desks.
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i did already.. but wound up again... just the nature of us old guys...
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if we did a proper attack there would be no one to give the order, but I would love to see americans running america's stores any way so i say nuke em.
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fine. but if someone tries to deport the hot little korean chick who cuts my remaining hair I'm going nuclear.

as far as the zoo camels are concerned, she is about to lie to you. and she's a . I was somewhere else, so stop asking.
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fine. but if someone tries to deport the hot little korean chick who cuts my remaining hair I'm going nuclear.

as far as the zoo camels are concerned, she is about to lie to you. and she's a . I was somewhere else, so stop asking.
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