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Old 02-28-2008, 10:18 AM   #1
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Taking a shower- men vs. women

How To Shower Like a Woman:

-Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
- Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note
to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
-Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
- Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
-Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
- Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
with real passion fruit.
-Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.
- Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
wash.
- Rinse conditioner off hair.
- Shave armpits and legs.
- Turn off shower.
- Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
- Spray mold spots with Tilex.
- Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
- Dry with towel the size of a small country.
- Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a Man:

- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom.
- If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
woo-woo' sound.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your .
- Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
- Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
- Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
- Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
- Wash your , leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the
soap.
- Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
- Pee.
- Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
- Dry off forearms and only.
- Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
tub the whole time.
- Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly
off.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make
the woo-woo' sound again.
-Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth
behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:22 AM   #2
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:38 AM   #9
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Old 02-28-2008, 11:41 AM   #16
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:03 PM   #18
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Old 02-28-2008, 02:49 PM   #19
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Omg.. This is sooo true! I laughed so hard when i read this.
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Old 02-28-2008, 11:57 PM   #20
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I gotta show this one to the wifie. She gets so at me fa leaving my clothes in a pile next to the bed. lmao Secretely she loves it.
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