MotoHouston.com MotoHouston.com
Register Members List Member Map Media Calendar Garage Forum Home Mark Forums Read

Go Back   MotoHouston.com > Off Topic (everything else) > Off Topic
Forgot info?

Welcome to MotoHouston.com! You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the community. By joining our free community you will have access to great discounts from our sponsors, the ability to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content, free email, classifieds, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, join our community!

Register Today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.


FREE MH Decals by MAIL!

Advertisement

Reply
Share This Thread: 
Subscribe to this Thread Thread Tools
Old 02-19-2008, 03:41 PM   #1
BigComfy
Senior Member
 
BigComfy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: under a rock
Feedback Rating: (3)
Posts: 24,322

Experience: 1-3 months
Trackdays: 10+

Bike(s):
SV1k (sold)
CRB6 Track Bike (sold)
Daytona 1200 (parted)
1st Gen FZ1 (sold)
1st Gen SV650 (sold)

Member Garage


Never ask grandma

Lawyers should never ask a grandmother a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly elderly woman, to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize
you never will amount to anything other than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone. His law practice is one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention that he cheated on his wife with three different women. By the way, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney almost died.

The judge then asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
__________________
"I haven't seen the crash, but I think Marc needs to be penalized for two or three seasons! Until I stop racing!"-VR46
BigComfy is online now   Reply With Quote
Similar Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
YES!! EVEN YOUR GRANDMA CUZ Moto Insurance 1 03-26-2013 06:13 PM
If this were my grandma!!!!!! J.J. McQuade Off Topic 2 10-09-2012 12:03 PM
Teen Accused Of Stabbing Grandma, Great-Grandma In Sword Attack RojerLockless Off Topic 5 08-16-2011 05:26 PM
grandma bunxx Off Topic 4 10-25-2009 11:33 AM
grandma rob78 Off Topic 2 01-08-2006 02:19 PM
Advertisement
Old 02-19-2008, 03:46 PM   #2
lil_red_rider
Track Photographer
 
lil_red_rider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: The Woodlands, NW HOUSTON, KATY- CYPRESS AREA
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 3,884












Send a message via MSN to lil_red_rider Send a message via Yahoo to lil_red_rider
See this is why all lawyers or future lawyers should always move after you pass the bar exam!!! Small towns are not a lawyers friend...
lil_red_rider is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2008, 03:46 PM   #3
cogs69
Mayor of Coggerville
 
cogs69's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Way out there...
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 11,125

Experience: 3 years

Bike(s):
79cc mini cruiser









REPOST

http://www.motohouston.com/forums/sh...hlight=grandma

The repost policeman gets busted himself :
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulric View Post
if 100 people tell you that you're a fuhking idiot...odds are your a fuhking idiot.

Last edited by cogs69; 02-19-2008 at 03:48 PM.
cogs69 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2008, 03:49 PM   #4
SugarDaddy
Sugz Darko....
 
SugarDaddy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: SugarTec Island
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 6,197












Send a message via Yahoo to SugarDaddy
Quote:
Originally Posted by cogs69 View Post
REPOST

http://www.motohouston.com/forums/sh...hlight=grandma

The repost policeman gets busted himself :
SugarDaddy is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Advertisement


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:09 AM.


MotoHouston.com is not responsible for the content posted by users.
Privacy Policy