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Old 02-19-2008, 11:44 AM   #1
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Catholic School

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His
parents had tried
everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special
learning centers.
In
short, everything they could think of to help his
math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary
down and enrolled
him in
the local Catholic school.

After the first day, little Zachary came home with a
very serious look
on
his face. &nbs p; He didn't even kiss his mother hello.
Instead, he went
straight to his room and started studying. Books and
papers were
spread
out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at
work.

His mother was amazed. She called him down to
dinner. To her shock,
the
minute he was done, he marched back to his room
without a word, and in
no
time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.


This went on for some time, day after day, while the
mother tried to
understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card.
He quietly laid
it
on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.

With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to
her great surprise,
little Zachary got an 'A' in math. She could no
longer hold her
curiosity.
She went to his room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was
it the nuns?'

Little Zachary looke d at her and shook his head, no.

'Well, then,' she replied, 'Was it the books, the
discipline, the
structure,
the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY'

Little Zachary looked at her and said, 'Well, on the
first day of
school
when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they weren't
fooling
around.'
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:45 AM   #2
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:46 AM   #4
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:47 AM   #5
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:48 AM   #7
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Old 02-19-2008, 12:35 PM   #8
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I just knew it was headed to molesting little boys. It was a good clean joke though.
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Why is everybodys mind always in the gutter?
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because we are sick... i thought that some sort of "nailing" must have been involved...
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