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|09-15-2005, 06:07 PM||#1|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Never Eat Sour Worms...heights area
:laughing6: + :eek3: = :eh:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
*_GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS_*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
*_PROPENSITY TO CHANGE_*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
*_HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED_*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
*SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.*
I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY-
TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
TOMORROW DOESNT LOOK GOOD
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|09-15-2005, 10:33 PM||#7|
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Re: :laughing6: + :eek3: = :eh:
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