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Old 02-14-2008, 09:39 AM   #1
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are you gay? A self examination for men

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you
are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing
the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a flaaaaming . A cat is like a
dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,
has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be
fed. And just think about how you call a dog...'Killer, come here! I
said get your over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a
cat....'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be
framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any
such nonsense, rest assured, you are a . A straight man only
sucks on bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled
pigs feet, or . Anything else and you are in training and undeniably
a ***.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or in
a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world
is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight
man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a
Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or
four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might
as well be handing out free passes. A real man doesn't have memory
space in his brain to remember all of that . If you can pick out
chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can
name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are
***gadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're
dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to
honk at a slow- driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time
he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold
his beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email
list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are
definitely on the verge on being a ...........
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:51 AM   #2
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:17 AM   #3
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dam im gay soooooo freakin gay,except for the wash board stomach not happening
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:23 AM   #4
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7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're
dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to
honk at a slow- driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time
he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold
his beer............
They'e all pretty good exept for this one^^^^^^^^^^^
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:35 AM   #5
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I'm dying to say that
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Bollox, beat me too it
I'm dying to say that

yeah but I am glad to see that the annual self-examination becomes a monthly thing

like women and the brest self-examination....
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