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Old 02-15-2008, 05:56 PM   #21
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Holiday complaints

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According to Thomas Cook in the UK, some holidaymakers are just never
satisfied. Here are the top ten most bizarre and genuine customer
complaints received by the firm in recent years:

1 On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost
every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.

2 The beach was too sandy.

3 I bought a snorkel and swimming mask for my six-year-old son, but he
was too upset to use them as the fish frightened him.

4 It rained on my birthday.

5 Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was
ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

6 I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store
does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.

7 It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often
needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned.

8 We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street
trader, only to find out they were fake.

9 None of the hotel staff was English, and the tea didn't taste the same
as at home.

10 I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort. It
was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day.
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A man riding his Harley along a California beach one day, when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
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