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Old 02-14-2008, 09:01 AM   #1
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Talking JOKE OF THE DAY

"The Wal-Mart greeter"

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting
woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly,
"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.

Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough
to say, " no they ain't!"
The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why
the would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied
the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.."
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:05 AM   #2
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mornin robby. great seein u 4 last night. i'm still laughin at popo carryin his headlight around that's a good conversation starter
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"The Wal-Mart greeter"

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting
woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly,
"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.

Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough
to say, " no they ain't!"
The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why
the would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied
the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.."
was probably whorenet, or maybe the midget sugardaddy
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:48 AM   #7
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mornin robby. great seein u 4 last night. i'm still laughin at popo carryin his headlight around that's a good conversation starter
Yea, no , huh! That was f***in hilarious! I think he left a couple of broken off pieces on the floor out there!

But yeah, it was awesome getting back out to B-Dubs again! Check out what I posted in the bdubs thread --> http://www.motohouston.com/forums/sh...t=46870&page=2
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Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whi skey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."


Sermon complete, he sat down.


The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
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A butcher just out of trade school, applies for and gets, a job in North- West America, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first job he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer. He finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them with the contents - chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc. When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is left with a pile of unidentifiable parts. At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one bag and labels them......moosellanious.
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A butcher just out of trade school, applies for and gets, a job in North- West America, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first job he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer. He finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them with the contents - chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc. When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is left with a pile of unidentifiable parts. At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one bag and labels them......moosellanious.
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Hanging in the hallway at one high school are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "62-63," "63-64," "64-65," etc. One day a new student was looking at the pictures, and was heard to enguire, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
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Hanging in the hallway at one high school are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "62-63," "63-64," "64-65," etc. One day a new student was looking at the pictures, and was heard to enguire, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
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FINALLY A GOOD ONE .... JUST TOO BAD ITS BEEN RE-POSTed TO !!!
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