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Old 02-13-2008, 09:50 PM   #1
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A new diet.......

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart

for Athena my wonder dog and was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had,

an elephant!

So since I am retired, with little to do, on impulse,I told her that no, I did not have a dog...that I was starting on the Purina Diet again.

And that I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of my nose and mouth and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it worked is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

And that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that by now practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no--I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!



WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
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Still has me chuckling...........I can just picture some 55 yr old 300 pounder thinking "hmmm, you don't see any fat Beagles".
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Old one but good.

Kinda like you, huh old man!?!
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Old one but good.

Kinda like you, huh old man!?!
kids......
Want to compare %body fat????
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Want to compare %body fat????
i think feel a challenge coming
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No, but I bet I can out run you though, even with my "surgically enhanced" knees!


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No, but I bet I can out run you though, even with my "surgically enhanced" knees!


j/k, you know I've got nothing but love for you brother!
OK patrick........................no talking about knee's
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