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Old 09-14-2005, 06:24 AM   #1
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CORPORATE LAYOFFS

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An executive was pondering over a hard decision. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like ."
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:05 AM   #2
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Re: CORPORATE LAYOFFS

hahah, good one
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:01 AM   #3
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Re: CORPORATE LAYOFFS

Nice :laughing6:

I'm going to have to tell that one at work!
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:16 AM   #4
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Nice right:
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:49 PM   #5
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:57 PM   #6
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:laughing6:

prolly one of the best jokes ive heard so far
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:13 PM   #7
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:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

that was funny.. thats why i put the rolling laughing smiles... because it was funny
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