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Old 02-05-2008, 08:51 AM   #1
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Talking WEDDING RING

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his dong.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his dong while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your dong.
3) Or finding out your dong fits through your wedding ring.
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:52 AM   #2
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mine's titanium and i've heard VERY VERY hard to cut off
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holy .. that would suck!!! mines carbide
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mine's titanium and i've heard VERY VERY hard to cut off
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:35 AM   #5
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Lol! Stupid ! That's what he gets for cheating.
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Old 02-05-2008, 10:13 AM   #6
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Old 02-05-2008, 10:16 AM   #7
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unless the wife had HUGE fingers....i feel bad for him
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Old 02-05-2008, 11:40 AM   #11
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maybe he just has really big fingers. :dontknow:
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Old 02-05-2008, 05:35 PM   #12
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Old 02-05-2008, 07:52 PM   #13
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LOL! I've had to cut wedding rings off people's fingers and it's very painful. Couldn't even imagine one on my dong.

P.S. I've tried to cut off titanium wedding bands and I have found it easier to probably just hack the finger off. Those titanium bands are almost impossible to cut through.
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Old 02-05-2008, 07:58 PM   #14
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Haven't y'all heard, it's call a ring.
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:54 PM   #15
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How did this winner not wake up while she slipped the ring ON???

Lets just say I doubt this story a smidge but stranger things have happened.
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:26 PM   #16
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holy .. that would suck!!! mines carbide
carbide? wasnt suposed to be gold? lol
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:55 PM   #17
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